Enter CHARLOTTE.

Char. Oh dear papa, I shall faint away;

there's murder doing.

Sir J. Who! when! what is it?

Tip. Yes, sir, for a cheat and impostor.
Old Lady L. What does he say?
Sir J. Dear son, what is this?

Col. L. Only some action of the doctor's,

Char. The doctor, sir, and Seyward, were sir, which I have affidavits in my hand here at high words just now in the garden; and, to prove, from more than one creditable witupon a sudden, there was a pistol tol fired be-ness; and I think it my duty to make the pubtween them. Oh! I'm afraid poor Seyward lic acquainted with: if he can acquit himself

is killed.

Sir J. How?

of them, so; if not, he must take the consequence. Dr. C. Well, but stay; let the accusations Char. Oh, there he comes himself; he'll tell against me be what they will, by virtue of this you more.

Enter CANTWELL, DARNLEY, SEYWARD, and

conveyance I am still master here; and if I am forced to leave the house myself, I will shut up the doors-nobody shall remain behind. Sir J. There! there! indeed, he stings me Darn. Here, bring in this ruffian; this is to the heart! for that rash act, reproach and villany beyond example. endless shame will haunt me!

Servants.

Sir J. What means this outrage?

Lady L. I tremble.

Sey. Don't be alarmed, madam-there is no mischief done: what was intended, the doctor here can best inform you.

Sir J. Mr. Darnley, I am ashamed to see you. Maw. So you ought: but this good man is ashamed of nothing.

Dr. C. Alas! my enemies prevail.

Char. No, sir!-be comforted.- Even there too his wicked hopes must leave him; for know, the fatal deed which you intended to sign is here, even yet unsealed and innocent!

Sir J. What mean you?

Char. I mean, sir, that this deed by accident falling into this gentleman's hands, his generous concern for our family discovered it to me; and that in concert we procured that other to

Sey. In short, gentlemen, the affair is cir- be drawn exactly like it; which, in your imcumstantially this-The doctor called me out patience to execute, passed unsuspected for the into the pavilion in the garden; appeared in original. Their only difference is, that whergreat disorder; told me here was a sudden ever here you read the doctor's name, there storm raised, which he was not sufficiently you'll find my brother's.

Dr. C. Come, sir; lead me where you please. [Exit.

Col. L. Secure your prisoner. Old Lady L. I don't know what to make of all this.

prepared to weather. He said, his dependance was upon me; and at all events, I must be ready to swear, when he called upon me, I had seen him pay sir John several large sums of money. He talked confusedly about giving value for an estate; but I boldly refused to Maw. They'll all go to the devil for what perjure myself; and told him, on the contrary, they are doing-Come away, my lady, and let I was satisfied he had fleeced sir John of seus see after the good dear doctor. Ay, do veral large sums, under pretence of charitable laugh, you'll go to the devil for all that.uses, which he secretly converted to his own. Come, my lady, you go first.

-This stung him, and he fastened at my throat.

Then, indeed, all temper left me; and, disengaging myself from his hold, with a homeblow, I struck him down. At this, grown desperate, he ran with fury to some pistols that hung about the chimney: but in the instant he reached one, I seized upon his wrist; and as we grappled, the pistol, firing to the ceiling, alarmed the family.

Old Lady L. 'This is a lie, young man; I see the devil standing at your elbow.

Maw. So do I, with a great big pitchfork, pushing him on.

Dr. C. Well, what have you more against me? Darn. More, sir, I hope is needless-but if sir John is yet unsatisfied.

Sir J. Oh! I have seen too much.
Dr. C. I demand my liberty.

Sir J. Let him go.

Enter COLONEL LAMBERT and Attendants.
Col. L. Hold, sir! not so fast; you can't pass.
Dr. C. Who, sir, shall dare to stop me?
Col. L. Within there!

Enter Tipstaff.

[Exeunt Mawworm and old Lady

Lambert.

Char. Now, Darnley, I hope I have made atonement for your jealousy.

Darn. You've banished it for ever! this was beyond yourself surprising. Col. L. Sister

Char. Come, no set speeches; if I deserve your thanks, return them in friendship to your first preserver.

Col. L. The business of my life shall be to merit it.

Sey. And mine, to speak my sense of obligations.

Sir J. Oh, my child! for my deliverance I can only reward you here. For you, my son, whose filial virtue I have injured, this honest deed shall in every article be ratified. - And for the sake of that hypocritical villain, I declare, that from henceforward I renounce all pious folks; I will have an utter abhorrence for every thing that bears the appearance

Char. Nay now, my dear sir, I must take the liberty to tell you, you go from one extreme to another. - What, because a worthless wretch has imposed upon you, under the fallacious show of austere grimace, will you needs have it every body is like him, confound the

Tip. Then, sir, I have my lord chief justice's good with the bad, and conclude there are no

warrant against you.

Dr. C. Against me?

truly religious in the world?-Leave, my dear sir, such rash consequences to fools and liber

Tip. Is your name Cantwell, sir?
Dr. C. What if it be, sir?

tines-Let us be careful to distinguish between character in life, greater or more valuable than virtue and the appearance of it. Guard if pos- that of the truly devout-nor any thing more sible against doing honour to hypocrisy-But, noble or more beautiful, than the fervor of a at the same time, let us allow there is no sincere piety.

[Exeunt.

SUSANNA CENTLIVRE.

This lady was daughter of one Mr. Freeman, of Holbeach, in Lincolnshire. It is not decided whether she was born in Ireland or England; but it must have been in the year 1680. Be it as it may, we find her left to the wide world, by the death of her parents, before she had completed her twelfth year. There is a romantic story told of her having been met on her journey to London on foot, whither she went to avoid the tyranny of her stepmother, by a young gentleman from the university of Cambridge, (the afterwards well-known Anthony Hammond), who was so extremely struck with her youth and beauty, and so affected with the distress which her circumstances naturally declared in her countenance, that he fell instantly in love with her; and, inquiring into the particulars of her story, soon prevailed on her inexperienced innocence to seize on the protection he offered her, and go with him to Cambridge, where, equipping her in boy's clothes, he introduced her to his intimates at college as a relation, who was come down to sec the university, and pass some time with him there. If this story is true, it must have happened when she was extremelv young; Whincop, as well as the other writers, acknowledging that she was married in her sixteenth year, to a nephew of Sir Stephen Fox. But that gentleman not living with her above a twelvemonth, her wit and beauty soun procured her a second husband, whose name was Carrol, and who was an officer in the army; but he having the misfortune to be killed in a duel, within about a year and a half after their marriage, she became a second time a widow. Sach an attachment she seems to have had to the theatre, that she even became herself a performer in 1706 and performing the part of Alexander the Great, in Lee's Rival Queens, at Windsor, where the court then was, she wounded the heart of one Mr. Joseph Centlivre, yeoman of the mouth to Her Majesty, who soon married her; and after passing several years happily together, she died at his house in Spring-Gardens, Charing Cross, on the first of December 1723. - That Mrs. Centlivre wasperfectly acquainted with life, and closely read the minds and manners of mankind, no one, we think, can doubt who reads her comedies; but what appears to us the most extraordinary is, when we consider her history, the disadvantages she must have laboured under, by being so early left to bustle with the world, and that all the education she could have had, must have been owing to her own application and assiduity; when, we say, consider her as an absolutely self-cultivated genius, it is astonishing to find the traces of so much reading and learning as we meet with in many of her pieces; since, for the drawing of the various characters she has presented us with, she must have perfectly well understood the French, Dutch, and Spanish languages, all the provincial dialects of her own, and somewhat even of the Latin, since all these she occasionally makes use of, and whenever she does so, it is constantly with the utmost propriety and the greatest accuracy.

we

A BOLD STROKE FOR A WIFE,

Wes produced at Lincoln's-inn Fields in the year 1718. Mrs. Centlivre was indebted to Mr. Mottley for twoscenes of this comedy. Notwithstanding this piece has been accused by some for its numerous violations of all rule, nature, or probability, the business is so extremely active, in the course of the whole, that we are not stopped by ennui at any one scene of the play; but laughingly get on to the very end. It does not very materially tend to correct any particular vice; but seems to invite us for once to lay aside all our gravity, and open our hearts to playful gaiety and

SCENE I-COLONEL FEIGNWELL and FREEMAN

are discovered over a Bottle.

Col. F. Why, faith2), Freeman, there is something in't: I have seen a lady at Bath, who has kindled such a flame in me, that all the waters there cant quench.

Free. COME, colonel, his majesty's health.You are as melancholy as if you were in love! Free. Is she not to be had, colonel? I wish some of the beauties of Bath 1) han't Col. F. That's a difficult question to answer; snapt your heart. however, I resolve to try; perhaps you may to generally managed by the be able serve-me; you merchants know great people, so as to produce their different pleasures: one another. The lady told me herself she for instance, London is overflowing in the Spring, till was under the charge of four persons.

1) The seasons, in England,

are

the month of June; then all the families whirl off to

Brighton, Weymouth, or other watering-places till the summer is passed. In autumn the gentlemen shoot away their time at their country-seats, while their ladies are employed yawning over the last novels, rusticating; Winter

Free. Odso!) 'tis miss Ann Lovely.
Cot. F. The same-do you know her?
Free. Know her! ay-'Faith, colonel, your

comes to enliven them once and then condition is more desperate than you imagine:
pestered why, she is the talk and pity of the whole

town: and it is the opinion of the learned, nel: her father, my old master, was the most that she must die a maid. whimsical, out-of-the-way temper'd man, 1 Col. F. Say you so? That's somewhat odd, ever heard of, as you will guess by his last in this charitable city. --She's a woman, I hope? will and testament. This was his ouly child: Free. For aught I know-but it had been and I have heard him wish her dead a thouas well for her, had nature made her any sand times. He died worth thirty thousand other part of the creation. The man who pounds, which he left to his daughter, prokeeps this house served her father; he is a vided she married with the consent of her very honest fellow, and may he of use to you: guardians; but that she might be sure never we'll send for him to take a glass with us: to do so, he left her in the care of four men, he'll give you her whole history, and 'tis as opposite to each other as the four elements : worth your hearing.

Col. F. But may one trust him?

each has his quarterly rule, and three months in the year she is obliged to be subject to Free. With your life: I have obligations each of their humours, and they are pretty enough upon him, to make him do any thing; different, I assure you. She is just come from I serve him with wine. Rings. Bath.

Col. F. Nay, I know him very well myself. I once used to frequent a club that was kept here.

Col. F. Twas there I saw her.

Sack. Ay, sir, the last quarter was her beau guardian's. She appears in all public places during his reign.

Col. F. She visited a lady who boarded in the same house with me: I liked her person, and found an opportunity to tell her so. She replied, she had no objection to mine; but if I could not reconcile contradictions I must not think of her, for that she was condemned to the caprice of four persons, who never yet agreed in any one thing, and she was obliged to please them all.

Free. Here comes one will give you an acSack. 'Tis most true, sir: I'll give you a count of them all. -Mr. Sackbut, we sent for short description of the men, and leave you you to take a glass with us. Tis a maxim to judge of the poor lady's condition. One among the friends of the bottle, that as long is a kind of virtuoso, a silly half-witted fellow, as the master is in company, one may be sure but positive and surly, fond of every thing of good wine. antique and foreign, and wears his clothes Sack. Sir, you shall be sure to have as good of the fashion of the last century, dotes upon wine as you send in. Colonel, your most travellers, and believes more of sir John Manhumble servant; you are welcome to town.

deville1) than he does of the Bible.

Col. F. I thank you, Mr. Sackbut.
Sack. I am as glad to see you as I should

Col. F. That must be a rare odd fellow.
Sack. Another is a change-broker: a fellow

a hundred tun of French claret, custom free. that will out-lie the devil for the advantage of

-My service to you, sir. [Drinks] You don't look so merry as you used to do; aren't you well, colonel?

stock, and cheat his father that got him in a bargain: he is a great stickler for trade, and hates every man that wears a sword.

Free. He has got a woman in his head, landlord: can you help him?

Sack. If 'tis in my power, I shan't scruple to serve my friend.

Free. He is a great admirer of the Dutch management, and swears they understand trade better than any nation under the sun.

Sack. The third is an old beau, that has Col. F. 'Tis one perquisite of your calling. May in his fancy and dress, but December in Sack. Ay, at t'other end of the town, where his face and his heels: he admires all new you officers use, women are good forcers of fashions, and those must be French; loves trade: a well-customed house, a handsome bar- operas, balls, masquerades, and is always the keeper, with clean obliging drawers, soon get most tawdry of the whole company on a the master an estate; but our citizens seldom birth-day 2).

do any thing but cheat within the walls.- Col. F. These are pretty opposite one to But as to the lady, colonel, point you at par-another, truly; and the fourth, what is he, ticulars? or have you a good Champaign landlord? stomach? Are you in full pay, or reduced, colonel?

Col. F. Reduced, reduced, landlord! Free. To the miserable condition of a lover! Sack. Pish! that's perferable to half-pay: a woman's resolution may break before the peace: push her home, colonel, there's no parlying with the fair sex.

Col. F. Were the lady her own mistress, I have some reasons to believe I should soon command in chief.

Free. You know miss Lovely, Mr. Sackbut? Saek. Know her! Ay, poor Nancy: I have carried her to school many a frosty morning. Alas! if she's the woman, I pity you, colo

Sack. A very rigid quaker, whose quarter began this day. I saw miss Lovely go in, not above two hours ago. Sir Philip set her

1) The Voïage and Travaille of Sir John Mandeville, knight, which treateth of the way to Hierusalem, and marvayles of Inde; and it is well known that this bold seeker, and fearless assertor, of incredible adventures, left England in 1522; visited Tartary about half a century after Marco Polo; religiously declined marrying the Soldan of Egypt's daughter, because he would not renounce Christianity, and, after wandering 54 years through the realms of Inde, and being long reputed dead, returned to publish his adventures, scrupulously qualifying his most astounding relations with some such words as these:-thei seyne, or men seyne. but I have not sene it

down. What think you now, colonel, is not Betty. What can you not do, if you will the poor lady to be pitied?

Col. F. Ay, and rescued too, landlord. Free. In my opinion that's impossible. Col. F. There is nothing impossible to a lover. What would not a man attempt for a fine woman and thirty thousand pounds? Be-a fortune, madam; and I assure you a colo

but give your mind to it? Marry, madam. Miss L. What! and have my fortune go to build churches and hospitals?

Betty. Why, let it go. - If the colonel loves you, as he pretends, he'll marry you without nel's lady is no despicable thing.

sides, my honour is at stake: I promised to deliver her, and she bid me win her and wear her. Miss L. So you would advise me to give

Sack. That's fair, faith!

Free. If it depended upon knight-errantry, the colonel's!

I should not doubt your setting free the damsel;

but to

once to deal with, requires more

up my own fortune, and throw myself upon Betty. I would advise you to make yourself

have avarice, impertinence, tinence, hypocrisy, easy, madam. and pride, at Miss L. That's not the way, I'm sure. No, cunning than generally attends a man of honour. no, girl, there are certain ingredients to be Col. F. My fancy tells me I shall come off mingled with matrimony, without which I may with glory. I resolve to try, however.-Do as well change for the worse as the better.

you know all the guardians, Mr. Sackbut?

Sark. Very well; they all use my house. Col. F. And will you assist me, if occasion requires?

Sack. In every thing I can, colonel.
Free. I'll answer for him.

When the woman has fortune enough to make the man happy, if he has either honour or good manners, he'll make her easy. Love makes but a slovenly figure in a house, where po verty keeps the door.

Col. F. First I'll attack my beau guardian: where lives he?

Sack. 'Faith, somewhere about St. James's; though to say in what street I cannot; but any chairman will tell you where sir Philip Modelove lives.

Free. Oh! you'll find him in the Park at eleven every day; at least I never pass through at that hour without seeing him there-But what do you intend?

Col. F. To address him in his own way, and find what he designs to do with the lady. Free. And what then?

Col. F. Nay, that I can't tell; but I shall Lake my measures accordingly. Sack. Well, 'tis a mad undertaking, in my mind; but here's to your success, colonel. [Drinks.

Betty. And so you resolve to die a maid, do you, madam?

Miss L. Or have it in my power to make the man I love master of my fortune. Betty. Then you don't like the colonel so well as I thought you did, madam, or you would not take such a resolution.

Miss L. It is because I do like him, Betty, that I do take such a resolution.

Betty. Why, do you expect, madam, the colonel can work miracles? Is it possible for him to marry you with the consent of all your guardians?

Miss L. Or he must not marry me at all; and so I told him; and he did not seem displeased with the news. - He promised to set me free; and I, on that condition, promised to make him master of that freedom.

Betty. Well! I have read of enchanted castles, Col. F. Tis something out of the way, I ladies delivered from the chains of magic, giants confess; but fortune may chance to smile, and I killed, and monsters overcome; so that I shall succeed.

Bold was the man who ventur'd first to sea,
But the first vent'ring lovers bolder were.
The path of love's dark and dang'rous way,
Without a landmark or one friendly star.
And he that runs the risk deserves the fair.
[Exeunt.

SCENE II.-An Apartment in PRIM'S House.
Enter MISS LOVELY and her maid BETTY.
Betty. Bless me, madam! why do you fret
and teaze yourself so? This is giving them the
advantage, with a witness.

be the less surprised if the colonel shall conjure you out of the power of your four guardians: if he does, I am sure he deserves your fortune.

Miss. L. And shall have it, girl, if it were ten times as much-For I'll ingenuously confess to thee, that I do love the colonel above all the men I ever saw: There's something so jantée in a soldier, a kind of je ne scais quoi air, that makes them more agreeable than all the rest of mankind. - They command regard, as who shall say, We are your defenders; we preserve your beauties from the inMiss L. Must I be condemned all my life sults of rude and unpolished foes, and ought to the preposterous humours of other people, to be preferred before those lazy efore those lazy indolent morand pointed at by every boy in town! - Oh! tals, who, by dropping into their father's estates, I could tear my flesh and curse the hour I set up their coaches, and think to rattle themwas born.-Isn't it monstrously ridiculous that selves into our affections.

they should desire to impose their quaking Betty. Nay, madam, I confess that the army dress upon me at these years? When I was has engrossed all the prettiest fellows-A laced a child, no matter what they made me wear; coat and a feather have irresistible charms.

but now

Miss L. But the colonel has all the beauties Betty. I would resolve against it, madam; of the mind as well as the body. - O all ye Id see 'em hanged before I'd put on the pinch'd powers that favour happy lovers, grant that cap again. he may be mine! Thou god of love, if thou ment's ease: she has rung such a peal in my already, that I shan't have the right use of them this month.-What can I do?

Miss L. Then I must never expect one mo-be'st aught but name, assist my Feignwell!

Point all thy darts to aid his just design, And make his plots as prevalent as thine. [Exeunt.

Sir P. Ha! a stranger, by his equipage keeping so close at his heels. - He has the appearance of a man of quality.-Positively French, of pleasure. by his dancing air.

Sir P. Parbleu! c'est un homme d'esprit.

Wom. He crosses, as if he meant to sit down May I crave your name, sir? here.

Sir P. He has a mind to make love to thee, child. your service.

Col. F. My name is La Feignwell, sir, at Sir P. The La Feignwells are French, I Enter COLONEL. know; though the name is become very nuWom. It will be to no purpose if he does. merous in Great Britain of late years-I was Sir P. Are you resolved to be cruel then? sure you was French the moment I laid my Col. F. You must be very cruel indeed, if eyes upon you; I could not come into the you can deny any thing to so fine a gentleman, supposition of your being an Englishman: this

madam.

Takes out his Watch.

Wom. I never mind the outside of a man. Col. F. And I'm afraid thou art no judge of the inside.

Sir P. I am positively of your mind, sir; for creatures of her function seldom penetrate beyond the pocket.

island produces few such ornaments.
Col. F. Are you married, sir Philip?

Sir P. No; nor do I believe I shall ever enter into that honourable state; I have an absolute tendre for the whole sex.

Col. F. That's more than they have for you, I dare swear. [Aside] I find I was very much Wom. Coxcombs! [Aside, and exit. mistaken-I imagined you had been married Sir P. Pray what says your watch? mine to that young lady whom I saw in the chariot is down. [Pulling out his Watch. with you this morning in, Gracechurch-street. Col. F. I want thirty-six minutes of twelve, sir. Sir P. Who, Nancy Lovely? I am a piece [Puts up his Watch, and takes out of a guardian to that lady: You must know his Snuff-box. Sir P. May I presume, sir. Col. F. Sir, you honour me.

[Presenting the Box.

Sir P. He speaks good English-though he must be a foreigner. [Aside] - This snuff is extremely good and the box prodigious fine: the work is French, I presume, sir.

Col. F. I bought it in Paris, sir.-I do think the workmanship pretty neat.

her father, I thank him, joined me with three of the most preposterous old fellows-that, upon my soul, I am in pain for the poor girl: she must certainly lead apes, 1) ha, ha!

Col. F. That's a pity, sir Philip. If the lady would give me leave, I would endeavour to avert that curse.

Sir P. As to the lady, she'd gladly be rid of us at any rate, I believe; but here's the mischief: he who marries miss Lovely, must have the consent of us all four-or not a penny of her portion. For my part, I shall never approve of any but a man of figure-and the each a peculiar taste to gratify. For my part, Col. F. Then you don't think me an En-Ideclare I would prefer you to all men I ever saw. glishman?

Sir P. Neat! 'tis exquisitely fine, sir. Pray, sir, if I may take the liberty of inquiring what country is so happy to claim the birth of the finest gentleman in the universe? rest are not only averse to cleanliness, but have France, I presume.

Sir P. No, upon my soul, don't I.
Col. F. I am sorry for't.

Col. F. And I her to all women

Sir P. I assure you, Mr. Feignwell, I am for marrying her, for I hate the trouble of a

Sir P. Impossible you should wish to be guardian, especially among such wretches; but an Englishman! Pardon me, sir, this island resolve never to agree to the choice of any could not produce a person of such alertness. one of them and I fancy they'll be even with Col. F. As this mirror shows you, sir. [Puts me, for they never came into any proposal of up a pocket-glass to Sir Philip's Face] I know not how to distinguish you, sir: but your

mien and address speak you right honourable.

mine yet.

Col. F. I wish I had leave to try them, sir Philip.

Sir P. Thus great souls judge of others by a person of your appearance nothing.

themselves-I am only adorned with knighthood: that's all, I assure you, sir; my name

Sir P. With all my soul, sir; I can refuse

Col. F. Sir, I am infinitely obliged to you.

is sir Philip Modelove.

Sir P. But do you really like matrimony?
Col. F. I believe I could with that lady.

Col, F. Of French extraction?

Sir P. The only point in which we differ.

Sir P. My father was French.

-But you are master of so many qualifications,

Col. F. One may plainly perceive it-There that I can excuse one fault: for I must think is a certain gaiety peculiar to my nation (for it a fault in a fine gentleman, and that you

I will own myself a Frenchman) which dis- are such, I'll give it under my hand.